Script VO 313

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What are you doing back?
We can't go over this again.

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Go home. Get some sleep.

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Ugh!

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[ gasping, gurgling ]

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[ door opens, clattering ]

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[ door closes ]

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It is so weird watching
your mother try to rebound.

8
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Well, taking care of her
appearance is a good sign, actually.

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She's flirting with
everything that moves.

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Did she tell you why
Cavanaugh broke it off?

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- No.
- I wish she'd talk about it.

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Do you know the average woman ingests

13
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7 pounds of lipstick over a lifetime?

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Why do you insist on telling me
your disgusting fun facts over food?

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It's coffee.

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- Hiya, doll!
- Hi!

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[ groans ]
Hallo Detective.

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Of all the knuckleheads
she's gonna flirt with ...

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she has to flirt with
Lightning McQueen?

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I thought his name was Detective Gibson.

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I believe he's part of
the auto-theft task force.

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That explains why he's so arrogant.

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Watch this. Watch.

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Gibson: If you were a car,
you'd be a '68 Dodge Charger ...

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sleek styling, great street performance.

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[ chuckles ]

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Hey, Detective. I was, uh,
I was just telling your mother

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about this, uh, '68 Dodge
Charger we recovered.

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Really?

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I thought you were about to
compliment her on her trunk space.

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[ chuckles nervously ]
Jane!

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Good morning, Lieutenant.

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What's good about it?

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Angela: So... Rich, I guess
you'll have your usual.

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Angela, how can you know me so well?

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[ Angela chuckles ]

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[ chuckles mockingly ]

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[ mimics gagging ]

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Now she's trying to
make Cavanaugh jealous?

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Jealousy can sometimes be
a sign of love or commitment.

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It can also be a sign
that Lightning McQueen

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is about to get his ass kicked.

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- So, I'll be seeing you, beautiful.
- Okay. Bye, Rich.

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- I will call you.
- Okay.

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Hey, Mrs. Rizzoli, if
you're not too busy,

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can I get some coffee over here?

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Right away, Lieutenant.

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- I can't watch any more.
- We have to do something.

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What?
Hide all the plastic knives?

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Vanilla.

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[ singsong voice ]
Just who I was looking for.

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- I thought you wanted some coffee.
- Uh, never mind.

53
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[ sighs ]

54
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Angela: Hello, Mr. Rondo.
Who do we have here?

55
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Reuben, Dania, Trevor.

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It's Dawg.
[ barks ]

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Oh. How do you do, Dawg?

58
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Rondo, aren't we
a little old for playdates?

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These are all my homies
from "off the street."

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- Oh. The home for teenagers?
- I volunteer there.

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- We're "Rondo's rejects."
- Mm-hmm.

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Um...

63
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Perhaps you'd consider
a less pejorative name.

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Juveniles often identify with
the labels society gives them.

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Oh, society didn't name them.
They named their own selves.

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Hmm.

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Um, a reject is a person or thing
dismissed as failing to meet standards ...

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Maura.

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"Pejorative" is a word that
expresses contempt or disapproval.

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Brought 'em by to meet my heroes...
a little impromptu "career day."

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Wow. So you guys want to be cops?

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[ scoffs ]
No. No way.

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They just need a little mentoring.

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Maybe you could...
take 'em around a little?

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I-I could be a mentor, too.
Does anybody like cooking?

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Cooking!

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- Or science?
- Science!

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Okay, Ma, why don't you
give them a doughnut,

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and we'll let you be on your way?

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Fine by me.

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Right? I ain't being
mentored by no chick, anyway.

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[ laughs ]

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You know, now that I think about it,
we love to mentor here.

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And we can find a boy Detective,
if that's what you'd prefer.

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Detective Frost could be your mentor.

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And Sergeant Korsak
could be your mentor.

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Dania: If I have to have a mentor,

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I'd rather it be someone
with an advanced degree.

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- I have an M.D.
- Okay, I guess.

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You got anything to eat?

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[ cellphones vibrate, beep ]

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Okay, Ma, we got to go.
We got a case.

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All right, come on.
I'll make you all breakfast.

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Frankie!
Come here!

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- I need you to do something.
- You got a big case?

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You see those teenagers over there?

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Run their names ... make sure
they haven't killed anybody.

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You mean the ones
standing 6 inches from Ma?

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You probably shouldn't let
them out of your sight, either.

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<b>3x13 - Virtual Love</b>

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Where would Luke Skywalker
be without Yoda?

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Or the Karate Kid without Mr. Miyagi?

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Okay, I said I would do it.
I'll be a mentor.

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Agnodice was the first female
gynecologist in ancient Athens.

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She was one of mentors.

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You mean when you time-traveled
back to the 1st century?

108
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3rd century B.C. Marie Curie was
also a big influencer of mine.

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- Who were your mentors?
- Uh, police woman, Kojak...

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Oh! Jim Rockford.

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What was he cooking?

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- Beer.
- Beer?

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He's a microbrewer.
This is his test kitchen.

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Victim is Greg Jensen, C.E.O.
and brewmaster of Overlord Ale.

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- Jane: Who found the body?
- Jensen's assistant, ruby Burke.

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- She found him this morning.
- ...and then I came back, and...

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She have an alibi?

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Yeah, she was in Scandinavia
for the last month.

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She was selling her
boss's Viking-themed beer.

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She flew in
from Reykjavik this morning.

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When was he killed?

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Maura: He's been dead
at least eight hours.

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- Sweet poster girl.
- No kidding.

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- Uh, gentlemen?
- Huh?

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Do we have any suspects?

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Oh, victim's married.
Wife's been notified.

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Says she was home taking
care of their two young kids.

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- We're bringing her in.
- 2.5-centimeter round hole.

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Hmm.
That's a very unusual entrance wound.

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- What was he stabbed with?
- Not a knife.

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Are we playing
"process of elimination" again?

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Yes.

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It's not a garbage disposal,
cleaver, pitchfork, pinking shears...

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Uh, ladies?

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Right.

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Ah. But this...
appears to be a metal rivet.

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Maybe it came off the murder weapon.

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There's some blood droplets...

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...leading into that mill.

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I think we just found what's
left of our murder weapon.

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The trace confirmed that the blood
on the stick belonged to Jensen.

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You think a sharpened stick
could do that kind of damage?

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Yeah.
Doesn't explain the metal rivet, though.

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<i>Hey. Jane.</i>

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Oh, my g...
Frankie, I'm so sorry.

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Oh, no problem.

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I've been having a barrel
of laughs with your mentees.

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Who has mentees?

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Um... you.

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[ chuckles ]

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And you.

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Apparently, Maura and Jane
volunteered all of us ...

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Toured booking, properties.

154
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I was just about to show them
how I write a traffic ticket.

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This is snore-ville... population, you.

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[ laughs ]

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They're all yours.

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- Hey.
- Hello.

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Hi! Please...
don't play with that.

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Why you got a doll, man?

161
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I was wondering if I could
go see the medical examiner,

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maybe check out an autopsy?

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- Uh... no.
- Why not?

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'Cause it's not on the itinerary.

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- I'm taking A.P. Bio, so ...
- Frost: Advanced-placement biology?

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- Yeah.
- What, you think a reject kid can't be smart?

167
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At least reject kids
don't play with dolls.

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Wait. I bet you call him an
action figure, right, bro?

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[ laughs ]

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Yes, and if you touch my "action
figure" again, I will break your face.

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If I could observe an autopsy,
it'd count for extra credit.

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Okay, fine.

173
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But you need to have your parents
sign this liability release waiver.

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Uh...

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- No, Dania, your parents got to ...
- It's legal. I'm emancipated.

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My mom's dead,
and my dad's in prison.

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If you don't believe me,
here are my documents.

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Okay. Come on.

179
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W-w-w-w-wait. We want
to see dead bodies, too.

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Yeah.
Better than this bullshit.

181
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Oh, shoot.

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I bet you wish you picked
the "chick" Detective now.

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Sorry, fellas.

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[ knock on door ]

185
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<i>Cover him up.</i>

186
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<i>Cover him up, Maura.
Cover him up.</i>

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- Hi.
- You're about to do the "y" incision?

188
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Yes!
And do you know why the "y," Dania?

189
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To facilitate the removal
of the breastplate.

190
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- Go ahead. Do it.
- Uh... no.

191
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Our release form doesn't
cover slicing and dicing.

192
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You said I could check out an autopsy.

193
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I didn't say which part.

194
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Okay, so, the first thing
that I do is examine the body.

195
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Does your release form cover gloves?

196
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Yes.

197
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All right.
Do you notice anything?

198
00:10:01,008 --> 00:10:04,343
His leg's a little swollen,
but I don't see an injury.

199
00:10:04,378 --> 00:10:05,545
You're very observant.

200
00:10:05,579 --> 00:10:07,947
You think it could be
deep-vein thrombosis?

201
00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,417
I read about this war correspondent

202
00:10:10,451 --> 00:10:12,919
who died from sitting in
one place for too long.

203
00:10:12,954 --> 00:10:16,123
Better be careful, Maura.
I think we found your replacement.

204
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Can I see the wound?

205
00:10:19,527 --> 00:10:22,763
- What kind of weapon did that?
- I'm not sure.

206
00:10:22,798 --> 00:10:27,101
But the ragged wound edges suggest
some kind of a barbed blade.

207
00:10:27,136 --> 00:10:28,770
Detective, can you help
me turn him on his side?

208
00:10:28,804 --> 00:10:29,805
Yeah, sure.

209
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Okay.

210
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There we go.

211
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We'll take a closer look
with the fluoroscope.

212
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Huh.

213
00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:42,350
There's something lodged near T-8.

214
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Looks like some kind of spear tip.

215
00:10:57,499 --> 00:11:00,501
It looks like an iron krokspjot.

216
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:03,503
Aha! Just as I suspected ...
a crockpot.

217
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Krokspjots like this
were used during the Viking era.

218
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:12,713
Oh. I think these are rune
letters carved into the metal.

219
00:11:12,747 --> 00:11:16,517
The runic alphabet is an ancient
nordic one that predates latin.

220
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Can you read what it says?

221
00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:20,621
No. I'll have to
consult a Runic scholar.

222
00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:24,358
Well, Greg Jensen sold
Viking-themed beer.

223
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Maybe the spear tip came from
his brewery or his office.

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[ cellphone vibrates ]

225
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Mm.

226
00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:35,068
Okay, Frost and Korsak have
a lead on a possible suspect.

227
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Come on, Dania.

228
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Cool. Can I watch you
intimidate the suspect?

229
00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:39,405
No. But hurry.

230
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I don't want you to miss
my mother's cooking class.

231
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Frost: Thank your mom
for that cooking class.

232
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Dawg and Reuben almost got
slapped upside the head.

233
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Korsak, you were gonna hit your mentees?

234
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Not me ... Frost.
Mr. Chill can't take teen 'tude.

235
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Take a look at this.

236
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That is the Overlord Ale logo.
But look at this.

237
00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:08,933
Why would a brother want to
be in a nordic motorcycle gang?

238
00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:12,903
Ragnarok Riders is a motorcycle
club. It's not a gang, Frost.

239
00:12:13,638 --> 00:12:18,008
Well, the motorcycle-club logo
is similar to Overlord Ale.

240
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Don't tell me our victim
lifted a motorcycle club's logo.

241
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It gets worse.
See the sexy Viking poster girl?

242
00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:27,817
- Yes.
- Meet Sophie West.

243
00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:31,588
Here she is with her daddy.

244
00:12:31,622 --> 00:12:34,725
Clark "Skull Crusher" West ...
head of the Ragnarok Riders.

245
00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:37,794
He sued Greg Jensen, claiming
copyright infringement.

246
00:12:37,829 --> 00:12:40,097
Yeah, 'cause he couldn't sue
for daughter infringement.

247
00:12:40,131 --> 00:12:44,067
Jensen paid Sophie
to be the model for Overlord Ale.

248
00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:49,039
- Daddy sued over the logo and lost.
- The guy's a sore loser.

249
00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:52,376
<i>Hey, you watch yourself, pencil neck.</i>

250
00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,678
<i>You watch your back.
This battle isn't over.</i>

251
00:12:54,713 --> 00:12:55,880
[ click ]

252
00:12:55,914 --> 00:12:57,949
Oh, I think we should
pay Skull Crusher a visit.

253
00:12:57,983 --> 00:12:59,717
[ alarm blaring ]

254
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,621
That's not a drill.
Nothing's scheduled today.

255
00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:05,690
Get the hell out of here, people!

256
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:09,195
Let's move ... now!
Go!

257
00:13:09,229 --> 00:13:10,696
[ siren wails ]

258
00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,998
I left my mask from Nairobi inside.

259
00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,667
I left my lucky notepad.

260
00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:17,103
[ sighs ] I should've
grabbed my swiss lithographs.

261
00:13:18,171 --> 00:13:19,872
Look at this building.
Do you see any smoke?

262
00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,373
No.

263
00:13:21,441 --> 00:13:24,176
And does your super-sniffer
nose smell any smoke?

264
00:13:24,211 --> 00:13:25,344
No.

265
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:27,447
I think one of Rondo's
rejects pulled the fire alarm

266
00:13:27,481 --> 00:13:29,549
to get out of Ma's
"fun with fresh produce" lecture.

267
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:34,087
All right, everybody.
Some joker pulled the fire alarm.

268
00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:36,890
- Let's get back to work.
- Told you ... false alarm.

269
00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,530
<i>Angela: Frankie!</i>

270
00:13:43,564 --> 00:13:47,434
- Ma. What's the matter?
- Someone stole my wallet!

271
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,855
Ok. I cashed my paycheck,
I put my wallet in my purse.

272
00:14:02,952 --> 00:14:07,208
I keep my purse underneath
the counter like I always do.

273
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:11,556
- That's not very safe.
- Clearly Maura, thank you.

274
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,804
You don't think...

275
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,866
- Yeah, I do think.
- Me too.

276
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:22,115
- I better put these mask right to...
- Ok, put them in a safe.

277
00:14:22,301 --> 00:14:26,853
- I don't have a safe!
- No one's taking your masks, Maura!

278
00:14:27,455 --> 00:14:30,621
Ok, which one
of you snap the wallet? Hm?

279
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,031
Look, anyone of you that
"found" my mother's wallet

280
00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:34,927
you'd turn it now,
we don't press charges.

281
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:37,901
You heard Detective Vanilla.
If one of you is the guilty party...

282
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,121
Guilty party better speak up!

283
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,119
- I didn't steal no wallet.
- Me neither.

284
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,683
I want a lawyer.

285
00:14:43,786 --> 00:14:47,052
Stand up.
Do it!

286
00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:52,945
Hold your hands up.

287
00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:57,456
Whoever pull the fire alarm,
is gonna have U.V. dye residue.

288
00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:20,594
So? I took the alarm
and turned it off.

289
00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:23,520
- Sure you did.
- I didn't steal no wallet. I...

290
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,244
You can't prove nothing!

291
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,986
No, but we can file a misdemeanor
for pulling the alarm.

292
00:15:28,235 --> 00:15:31,390
I know that it doesn't seem like it,
but they're all good kids.

293
00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:35,648
Dawg has scholarship to B.C.U.
And he can lose it, if he gets in trouble.

294
00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:38,647
If?!
Oh, he's in trouble!

295
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:42,268
You'll find that wallet, Rondo,
then we'll talk.

296
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,204
<i>...but I feel bad.</i>

297
00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:54,326
You think that 20 minutes with us
will turn their lives around?

298
00:15:54,743 --> 00:15:57,460
Hello. You here to support
the Kids With Cancer Ride, too?

299
00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:01,242
Uh... Boston homicide.
Where we can find Clark West?

300
00:16:01,509 --> 00:16:03,074
Clark!

301
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,923
- What do you want?
- We're investigating a homicide.

302
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,391
Wasn't asking you.
I was asking milady.

303
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:14,495
Clark West.
Friends call me "Skull Crasher".

304
00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,419
You ride bitch, Detective?

305
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:20,505
No, I am a terrible passenger.
We're here about a murder.

306
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:23,844
I'm busy.
Gettin' ready for a charity ride.

307
00:16:23,988 --> 00:16:26,459
Here's your choice.
You can answer our questions,

308
00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:29,630
or enjoy a bitch-ride in a squad car
back to headquarters

309
00:16:29,736 --> 00:16:31,714
You've got 30 seconds of my attention.

310
00:16:31,817 --> 00:16:35,113
Greg Jensen, the beermaker you sued,
was murdered yesterday.

311
00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:37,584
You know.
Guy was a prick.

312
00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:39,807
He might've had something
like that coming.

313
00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:42,771
We have video of you threatening
Greg Jensen at the courthouse.

314
00:16:42,891 --> 00:16:46,171
Stole my club logo.
Made my daughter a marketing bitch.

315
00:16:46,277 --> 00:16:48,502
Where were you yesterday?

316
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,518
Mass General.
Pediatric cancer center.

317
00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:55,879
Bringing toys, books to the kids.
You wanna see the photos?

318
00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:59,529
Big Carl here
maxed up the camera memory.

319
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:04,221
Really cute.
He signed them.

320
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,880
- Good luck with your ride.
- Thank you.

321
00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:19,153
Hi.

322
00:17:19,308 --> 00:17:21,779
I emailed the photo
of the rune letters on

323
00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:24,251
the speartip to my old
nordic history professor.

324
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:30,050
- It says: "Olaf the Boneless"
- The recipe to Viking soup?

325
00:17:30,227 --> 00:17:33,017
Hm. Could it have
meant "Ivar"... I wonder.

326
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,408
- Hm, you too?
- There was a Viking leader named

327
00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:37,266
"Ivar the Boneless".

328
00:17:37,382 --> 00:17:40,199
Some scholars believe that
he was a disabled dwarf, who was

329
00:17:40,316 --> 00:17:43,327
carried into battle on his shield.
He was a great warrior.

330
00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:47,751
How was a boneless dwarf
on a shield a great warrior...

331
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,836
You... how'd he managed
to do this?

332
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:53,235
- Do what?
- A boneless dwarf...

333
00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:56,843
- What was so urgent?
- The crime lab found seminal fluid

334
00:17:56,973 --> 00:18:00,207
mixed with vaginal secretions
in the victim's Tyvek suit.

335
00:18:00,331 --> 00:18:03,212
- It appears to be a month old.
- In?

336
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,755
So, our victim had sex
about a month ago and then...

337
00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:10,426
wore his disposable
Tyvek suit again?

338
00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:14,414
Yes. And they also found
vaginal secretions on a spear.

339
00:18:14,537 --> 00:18:18,306
Okay, that qualifies as the
grossest trace evidence ever.

340
00:18:18,341 --> 00:18:19,374
[ chuckles ]

341
00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:21,710
Relax.
The secretions were here.

342
00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:25,379
Probably from transfer.
Also about a month old.

343
00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:28,449
And there was enough cellular
material in both to extract DNA.

344
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:31,152
- We're running it.
- So our killer could be a woman.

345
00:18:31,186 --> 00:18:32,387
[ cellphone beeps ]

346
00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:35,456
Well, since a weapon this sharp
doesn't need much force, it's possible.

347
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,225
Korsak is interviewing
the victim's wife.

348
00:18:37,259 --> 00:18:38,760
I need one of those swabby things.

349
00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:43,565
W... stop! I'll get you
whatever you're looking for.

350
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,234
But I need a more
precise description.

351
00:18:45,268 --> 00:18:47,335
I have to figure out
what you say all day long.

352
00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:50,438
You can't figure out
"swabby thing"? Really?

353
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,676
[ door opens ]

354
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:59,046
Mrs. Jensen, this is Detective Rizzoli.

355
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,948
- Very sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.

356
00:19:01,982 --> 00:19:03,616
Mrs. Jensen was just telling me

357
00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:06,252
that her husband often
disappeared for days at a time.

358
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:08,988
You have any idea
where he was going?

359
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,723
[ scoffs ]

360
00:19:10,757 --> 00:19:13,693
He said he was working
on a new Ale recipe.

361
00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:16,997
But I had my suspicions.

362
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,167
I think he was having an affair.

363
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,341
[ voice breaking ]
I'm right, aren't I?

364
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,112
We found a woman's DNA on
your husband's clothing.

365
00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:35,414
[ whimpers ]

366
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:40,586
Was he gone for an extended
period of time about a month ago?

367
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:44,756
This has been going
on for almost a year.

368
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,693
You understand that
we'll need to rule you out

369
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,094
as a source of that DNA?

370
00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:55,326
Yeah, of course.
Whatever you guys need.

371
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,937
[ sighs ]

372
00:19:57,971 --> 00:20:01,074
I found a second phone
in my husband's car.

373
00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:04,377
I believe they're
called "burn" phones.

374
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,713
I wrote the number down.

375
00:20:09,951 --> 00:20:11,651
Maybe that'll help.

376
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,755
Thank you.

377
00:20:19,939 --> 00:20:21,928
What were you thinking
Detective Frost?

378
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,254
I guess I wasn't thinking, sir.

379
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:26,591
- You sure as hell weren't.
- I'm sorry, sir.

380
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,563
- What was that all about?
- I made hazelnut coffee.

381
00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:34,632
Apparently, he doesn't like hazelnut.

382
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,033
Oh, boy.

383
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,602
Why is Cavanaugh in such a lousy mood?

384
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,538
- 'Cause he broke up with my mother.
- You're kidding me.

385
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,274
Unh-unh.

386
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,176
You don't look too surprised.

387
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,278
Uh...
your mother confided in me,

388
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,147
and asked me not to say anything.

389
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,483
Well, good. I'm glad she had you
to talk to. She was really hurt.

390
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,485
- I think she still likes him.
- How do you feel about that?

391
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,821
Like it's time to set a good
example for Mrs. Buttinsky

392
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,323
and not be Detective Buttinsky.

393
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,294
Run this number, will you?
It's our victim's burn phone.

394
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,763
- Wife seems clean to me.
- Me too.

395
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,533
I'm guessing ol' Greg wasn't
calling home on that second phone.

396
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,202
Yeah, he was.
But not the family home.

397
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:12,737
Our boy had two phones
for two addresses.

398
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:17,042
He was using his secret
batphone to call...

399
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,645
a back bay condo
he bought a year ago.

400
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,082
I'm thinking not only was
he cheating on his wife,

401
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,519
- he had a little love nest.
- Let's go toss it.

402
00:21:32,393 --> 00:21:34,561
[ indistinct yelling, scuffling ]

403
00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:38,499
Boston police!
Open the door!

404
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,033
[ doorknob rattles ]

405
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:43,437
[ man screams ]

406
00:21:46,274 --> 00:21:47,274
Clear.

407
00:21:50,845 --> 00:21:53,647
I think all that yelling
is just this game.

408
00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:54,848
[ scuffling, yelling stop ]

409
00:21:54,883 --> 00:21:56,216
<i>Korsak: Clear.</i>

410
00:21:57,585 --> 00:22:00,454
Olaf the Boneless.
That's the same name

411
00:22:00,488 --> 00:22:02,456
that was on the spear
tip that killed him.

412
00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:04,458
Must be Jensen's user name.

413
00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:08,796
Man. He liked playing.
He's logged 2,738 hours.

414
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,398
He has some high-level
weapons, too ...

415
00:22:10,432 --> 00:22:12,700
Porgeir's Ax, Thor's hammer.

416
00:22:12,735 --> 00:22:15,269
And a saga shield?
Damn!

417
00:22:15,304 --> 00:22:18,439
You seem to know
a lot about this, Frost.

418
00:22:18,474 --> 00:22:22,377
- I've dabbled in MMORPG.
- Have you?

419
00:22:22,411 --> 00:22:24,979
Massive multiplayer
online role-playing games.

420
00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:27,048
This one's called
"Vikings of the Realm."

421
00:22:27,082 --> 00:22:29,650
Why would you waste 2,700
hours playing a computer game?

422
00:22:29,685 --> 00:22:31,886
- Points.
- Points for what?

423
00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:33,888
- To win!
- Win what?!

424
00:22:33,922 --> 00:22:37,792
Okay, so... Greg Jensen ran a
successful microbrewing company,

425
00:22:37,826 --> 00:22:41,128
but he pretended to be
"Olaf the Boneless" most of the time.

426
00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:44,030
Look at this ...
snail mail,

427
00:22:44,065 --> 00:22:48,168
addressed to the victim at a P.O. Box,
sent within the last month.

428
00:22:48,203 --> 00:22:51,105
No return address.
Can't read it.

429
00:22:54,309 --> 00:22:56,877
Looks like it's written in rune.

430
00:22:58,179 --> 00:23:03,417
Hey, look at this.
"Your whore is next."

431
00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:05,753
I'm thinking our killer isn't done.

432
00:23:07,956 --> 00:23:09,757
I'm just saying it's
more cost-effective

433
00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:12,860
to get a quart of frozen yogurt
if we're sharing the same flavors.

434
00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:14,127
I like my own, okay?

435
00:23:14,162 --> 00:23:17,765
Well, why don't you like it swirled?
It's still mocha and mint.

436
00:23:17,799 --> 00:23:21,035
No. When you swirl it,
it becomes one flavor.

437
00:23:21,069 --> 00:23:22,770
Coffee toothpaste.

438
00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:26,641
Don't get your pepperoni
grease on my half.

439
00:23:26,675 --> 00:23:29,011
Okay, get your mushroom off my half.

440
00:23:31,248 --> 00:23:32,782
Did you talk to your mother?

441
00:23:32,816 --> 00:23:35,451
Lieutenant Cavanaugh looked
miserable when we left.

442
00:23:35,485 --> 00:23:38,288
Well, maybe because we
have an unsolved homicide

443
00:23:38,322 --> 00:23:40,623
with a killer hiding in a video game.

444
00:23:40,658 --> 00:23:42,991
<i>[ man and woman laugh ]</i>

445
00:23:43,828 --> 00:23:45,295
Who's that?

446
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:49,999
<i>[ man and woman laugh ]</i>

447
00:23:50,034 --> 00:23:53,569
<i>He did not!
A lavender VW bug?</i>

448
00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:57,072
<i>God's honest truth ...
lavender, for a guy who's...</i>

449
00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,874
You feel me?
[ chuckles ]

450
00:23:58,908 --> 00:24:00,743
Who's gonna feel you,
Detective Gibson?

451
00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:02,311
Detective Rizzoli.
[ chuckling ]

452
00:24:02,345 --> 00:24:04,040
How are you? Uh...

453
00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:05,881
I was just
dropping your mother off.

454
00:24:07,984 --> 00:24:09,184
Did you permit this?

455
00:24:09,219 --> 00:24:12,087
Well, I insisted they each
have one foot on the floor

456
00:24:12,122 --> 00:24:14,456
when there's heavy petting
on your mother's bed.

457
00:24:14,490 --> 00:24:15,557
[ forced laughter ]

458
00:24:15,592 --> 00:24:17,760
You're so funny.
[ chuckles ]

459
00:24:17,794 --> 00:24:23,698
- Uh, Ma, can I talk to you for a sec?
- Uh... s-sure.

460
00:24:24,733 --> 00:24:25,767
[ sighs ]

461
00:24:25,801 --> 00:24:27,902
Oh, hey,
I'm just gonna go upstairs.

462
00:24:27,937 --> 00:24:30,272
I think I forgot to charge
my electric toothbrush.

463
00:24:30,306 --> 00:24:33,108
Okay, why are you doing
this to Lieutenant Cavanaugh?

464
00:24:33,142 --> 00:24:36,211
Okay, Jane, this is
so not your business.

465
00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:39,181
Yeah, it is. Especially when
he's taking it out on all of us.

466
00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:40,783
The ... the entire squad.

467
00:24:40,817 --> 00:24:43,919
Well, then he's more juvenile
than I thought he was.

468
00:24:43,954 --> 00:24:45,454
You want to hear juvenile?

469
00:24:45,488 --> 00:24:49,192
[ mockingly ] "If you were a car,
you'd be a '68 Dodge Charger."

470
00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:52,728
- You don't even like that goofball.
- Don't call him that.

471
00:24:52,763 --> 00:24:55,398
- And I do, too!
- I don't believe you.

472
00:24:55,432 --> 00:24:57,066
And if you are doing this
just to get to Cavanaugh,

473
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,702
then I'm gonna say the
same thing you told me.

474
00:24:59,737 --> 00:25:03,073
Don't.
It's beneath you.

475
00:25:05,943 --> 00:25:07,244
Jane.

476
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:11,147
Wh... Ma?
A-are you crying?

477
00:25:11,182 --> 00:25:14,785
- I'm so proud of you.
- W-w-why are you crying?

478
00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:18,255
Because I raised you ...
I raised a beautiful girl.

479
00:25:18,289 --> 00:25:19,323
[ gasps ]

480
00:25:19,357 --> 00:25:21,559
Ohh.
[ smooches ]

481
00:25:23,629 --> 00:25:25,095
And...

482
00:25:27,032 --> 00:25:28,299
...you're right.

483
00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:30,601
[ sighs deeply ]

484
00:25:30,635 --> 00:25:31,702
Thank you.

485
00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:36,573
- I love you, Ma.
- I love you more.

486
00:25:41,312 --> 00:25:43,346
- Thanks, gorgeous.
- Detective.

487
00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:44,347
[ chuckles ]

488
00:25:44,382 --> 00:25:45,682
That's a good sign.

489
00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:47,017
At least she's not drawing
attention to her mouth.

490
00:25:48,086 --> 00:25:49,853
No sign of flirtation.

491
00:25:49,888 --> 00:25:53,057
I needed a pick-me-up
after that Porsche fiasco.

492
00:25:53,091 --> 00:25:56,193
You hear about this, Rizzoli?
Everybody's talking about it.

493
00:25:56,228 --> 00:25:59,196
Oh, yeah, everyone's talking
about that old "Porsh," Gibson.

494
00:25:59,231 --> 00:26:01,999
It's "Porsh-ah."

495
00:26:02,033 --> 00:26:05,002
Really?
"Gibson" is an italian name?

496
00:26:05,037 --> 00:26:10,274
No. But some of us know a lot
about high-end italian rides.

497
00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:13,911
It's a german car, you idiot.

498
00:26:13,945 --> 00:26:16,213
<i>I think they're
crotch-blocking each other.</i>

499
00:26:16,247 --> 00:26:17,748
"Crotch-blocking"?
Really?

500
00:26:17,782 --> 00:26:19,716
[ cellphone vibrates ]
Mm.

501
00:26:19,751 --> 00:26:21,085
It's my old nordic-history professor.

502
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,319
His office says he's almost here.

503
00:26:22,354 --> 00:26:25,456
Mrs. Vanilla.
We found your wallet!

504
00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:29,326
Angela: Rondo, thank you!
Oh! Where'd you find it, Rondo?

505
00:26:29,361 --> 00:26:30,928
I knew you guys didn't take it.

506
00:26:30,962 --> 00:26:34,198
Well, we checked the trash.
Dania found it in a dumpster.

507
00:26:34,232 --> 00:26:35,199
[ gasps ]

508
00:26:35,233 --> 00:26:36,567
Is everything there, Ma?

509
00:26:36,601 --> 00:26:40,872
Well, my license, my
ATM card, my cash ...

510
00:26:40,907 --> 00:26:41,906
Oh.

511
00:26:43,209 --> 00:26:46,077
- I'm missing 100 bucks.
- Rondo: Are you sure, Mrs. Vanilla?

512
00:26:48,114 --> 00:26:50,281
Okay, Dawg, let's go.
We're going upstairs to booking.

513
00:26:50,316 --> 00:26:52,817
No, Jane, wait.
Let me handle this.

514
00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:54,085
[ sighs ]

515
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,654
How would your mother feel?

516
00:26:55,688 --> 00:26:58,690
She wouldn't be very proud, would she?

517
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,360
Rondo: Um...
Dawg doesn't have a mother.

518
00:27:02,395 --> 00:27:05,063
- His mother passed.
- Oh.

519
00:27:05,097 --> 00:27:05,964
Oh.

520
00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:09,300
Oh, I'm ... I'm sor...
don't cry.

521
00:27:09,335 --> 00:27:12,003
- Don't cry. All right.
- He didn't do it.

522
00:27:12,972 --> 00:27:14,272
He's covering for me.

523
00:27:14,306 --> 00:27:16,541
The money's there.
I put it back.

524
00:27:16,576 --> 00:27:19,177
Dania, why would
you steal from me?

525
00:27:19,212 --> 00:27:21,446
I needed $100 for a textbook.

526
00:27:21,481 --> 00:27:23,148
Well, why didn't you tell the teacher?

527
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:28,821
- I didn't want her to know ...
- What?

528
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:32,291
That ... that you live
in a teen shelter?

529
00:27:32,325 --> 00:27:33,993
Yeah.

530
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,261
[ sighs ]

531
00:27:35,295 --> 00:27:39,064
You went to the bathroom.
I took the wallet out of your purse.

532
00:27:39,099 --> 00:27:43,335
Dawg saw you coming, and he
pulled the alarm to cover for me.

533
00:27:43,369 --> 00:27:46,605
- I'm really sorry.
- I'm sorry, too.

534
00:27:58,656 --> 00:28:01,324
Jane.
This is professor Walter Lowell

535
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:02,893
from the Department
of scandinavian studies

536
00:28:02,927 --> 00:28:04,427
at Boston Cambridge university.

537
00:28:04,462 --> 00:28:07,263
- Hello. It's nice to meet you.
- The pleasure is mine.

538
00:28:07,298 --> 00:28:09,932
Dr. Isles was about
to show me some letters

539
00:28:09,967 --> 00:28:13,702
written in the rune alphabet that
you all would like me to translate.

540
00:28:13,736 --> 00:28:15,871
Yes.
I have some of the letters here.

541
00:28:15,905 --> 00:28:18,373
[ loudly ]
We made copies of the originals.

542
00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:20,876
Oh, floppy disks?
[ chuckles ]

543
00:28:20,910 --> 00:28:25,013
Oh, yes, I certainly do remember
when the floppies were the originals.

544
00:28:25,048 --> 00:28:26,381
[ chuckles ]

545
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:29,284
When you said "old," I didn't realize

546
00:28:29,319 --> 00:28:33,489
that you meant he and
Olaf went on Viking raids... together.

547
00:28:33,523 --> 00:28:35,591
He's hard of hearing,
but he can read lips.

548
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:39,162
These appear to be
written in proto-norse.

549
00:28:39,196 --> 00:28:42,132
That's an indo-european
language spoken in Scandinavia.

550
00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,533
It's thought to have evolved

551
00:28:43,568 --> 00:28:47,337
as a proto-germanic northern
dialect over the 1st century A.D.

552
00:28:47,372 --> 00:28:50,073
Please ...
one nerd at a time.

553
00:28:50,108 --> 00:28:56,180
Well, these are love letters
addressed to a Viking

554
00:28:56,214 --> 00:28:59,850
by the name of Olaf the Boneless.

555
00:28:59,885 --> 00:29:04,054
No, that's ...
that's historically incorrect.

556
00:29:04,088 --> 00:29:06,824
it's Ivar the Boneless.

557
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:10,695
Hmm.

558
00:29:10,729 --> 00:29:13,098
I hope he's not
charging us by the hour.

559
00:29:13,132 --> 00:29:14,099
Stop.

560
00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:16,534
They were written by Olaf's lover,

561
00:29:16,568 --> 00:29:20,538
a Viking maiden by the name of Gunnhild.

562
00:29:20,572 --> 00:29:26,076
Oh, dear. Olaf was still married
to a different Viking maiden

563
00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:28,079
by the name of Undirmaor.

564
00:29:28,113 --> 00:29:31,081
- You know, "Undirmaor" means ...
- Not now, Maura.

565
00:29:31,116 --> 00:29:34,685
Exactly how deep
into this game was he?

566
00:29:34,719 --> 00:29:36,821
Listen to this.

567
00:29:36,855 --> 00:29:41,025
"Your velvety beard still hums

568
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:45,697
against the bosom of my tender flesh."

569
00:29:45,731 --> 00:29:47,033
[ inhales ]

570
00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:50,636
Okay. Well, uh, you've
been very helpful.

571
00:29:50,670 --> 00:29:52,004
[ knock on door, door opens ]

572
00:29:52,038 --> 00:29:53,872
The DNA recovered from
the spear is a match

573
00:29:53,907 --> 00:29:56,575
for the DNA found on the victim.
It's from the same woman.

574
00:29:56,610 --> 00:29:58,911
- Maura: Thank you, Susie.
- Okay, well, that's a big break.

575
00:29:58,946 --> 00:30:00,046
Yep.

576
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,915
[ loudly ]
It was nice to meet you.

577
00:30:02,950 --> 00:30:06,119
Oh, no, no, no, no,
I'm not finished with your letters.

578
00:30:06,153 --> 00:30:08,621
Sit. Sit.
Have some tea.

579
00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:10,590
Have some tea.

580
00:30:10,624 --> 00:30:17,564
"Cold are the counsel of women."
Cold, indeed.

581
00:30:20,536 --> 00:30:22,972
Find anything on the victim's computer?

582
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,946
Nothing useful.
He just used it to play MMOS.

583
00:30:25,981 --> 00:30:27,848
No idea how he had
a successful business.

584
00:30:27,883 --> 00:30:31,052
I guess playing with Geirlaug of Gongu
is more fun than making beer.

585
00:30:31,086 --> 00:30:32,654
"Vikings of the Realm" game makers

586
00:30:32,688 --> 00:30:34,589
sent over subscriber information ...

587
00:30:34,623 --> 00:30:37,092
12,000 names of people
Greg Jensen played with.

588
00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:39,794
I was about to go through
them when Jane rescued me.

589
00:30:39,829 --> 00:30:42,496
- Where is she?
- Trapped with professor Windbag.

590
00:30:42,531 --> 00:30:45,132
Undirmaor and... Gunnhild?

591
00:30:46,568 --> 00:30:49,003
I can't find under-girl,
but I found the other one.

592
00:30:50,772 --> 00:30:53,074
[ chuckles ]
Gunnhild is va-va-va-voom!

593
00:30:53,108 --> 00:30:54,909
Her name is Kendra Dee.

594
00:30:54,943 --> 00:30:57,845
She logs in from her
house in South End ...

595
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,815
conveniently located
just minutes from us.

596
00:31:00,849 --> 00:31:04,151
I'm not doing anything.
I could help you pick her up.

597
00:31:13,662 --> 00:31:18,866
Yes, that's my avatar.
Can't you tell?

598
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,668
Yeah. Quite the resemblance.

599
00:31:21,670 --> 00:31:23,971
Were you having an
affair with Greg Jensen?

600
00:31:24,006 --> 00:31:26,207
Oh, I was.

601
00:31:26,241 --> 00:31:31,279
It was the most intensely
passionate affair of my life.

602
00:31:31,313 --> 00:31:36,518
We made love on the Isle
of Thanet, Nottingham, York.

603
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:43,458
- Ma'am, was this I.R.L.?
- It was enchanting and magical.

604
00:31:43,492 --> 00:31:46,294
Olaf swept me off my feet.

605
00:31:46,329 --> 00:31:49,731
That's not what I asked.
Was it I.R.L.?

606
00:31:49,766 --> 00:31:51,333
It was not.

607
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:54,135
- What's "I.R.L."?
- "In real life."

608
00:31:55,071 --> 00:32:00,075
- Ma'am, have you seen this before?
- No, but I can read rune letters.

609
00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:05,949
It's the name of my lover ...
"Olaf the Boneless."

610
00:32:05,983 --> 00:32:07,917
[ chuckles ]

611
00:32:07,952 --> 00:32:10,153
Did you write these
letters to Greg Jensen?

612
00:32:10,187 --> 00:32:14,991
To Olaf. [ sighs ]
It's a shame he's dead.

613
00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:18,894
This has to be the work of Undirmaor.

614
00:32:18,929 --> 00:32:22,664
She did everything in her
power to drive us apart.

615
00:32:22,699 --> 00:32:25,201
Do you know who
Undirmaor is in the, uh...

616
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,037
- ... the I.R.L.?
- No. I do not.

617
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:32,007
But mark my words ...
I will get that woman.

618
00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:38,080
Take my card a-and call me
before you do that. Ma'am.

619
00:32:38,114 --> 00:32:41,550
Ma'am.
Greg Jensen was killed I.R.L.

620
00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,718
Yeah. By an R.P.

621
00:32:44,787 --> 00:32:46,522
"Real person."

622
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,258
[ cellphone vibrates ]
[ cellphone beeps ]

623
00:32:50,293 --> 00:32:51,426
It's Jane.

624
00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:54,263
We'd like to do a cheek
swab for a DNA sample.

625
00:32:54,297 --> 00:32:56,731
[ sighs ]
If you must.

626
00:32:56,766 --> 00:33:01,336
Darn!
Who am I gonna play with now?

627
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,104
[ sighs ]

628
00:33:09,811 --> 00:33:12,379
Oh, my god.
I thought that professor

629
00:33:12,413 --> 00:33:15,349
would never stop
talking about underwear.

630
00:33:15,383 --> 00:33:18,885
Undirmaor has got mad hacking skills.

631
00:33:18,919 --> 00:33:21,989
Keeps changing accounts,
deleted her avatar's history.

632
00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:23,757
[ cellphone vibrates, beeps ]

633
00:33:23,791 --> 00:33:26,259
Well, what do you know?
It's Gunnhild.

634
00:33:27,428 --> 00:33:28,762
She's cute.

635
00:33:28,796 --> 00:33:31,598
She stopped looking like that in 1963.

636
00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:35,334
She's at a secret gaming event.
I'm invited.

637
00:33:35,369 --> 00:33:36,802
Well, the DNA results
haven't come back yet.

638
00:33:36,837 --> 00:33:37,970
She could be our killer.

639
00:33:38,005 --> 00:33:39,205
Uh-oh.

640
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,340
She's says she's about to
make contact with Undirmaor.

641
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:42,608
Let's go.

642
00:33:46,146 --> 00:33:48,314
[ indistinct shouting, metal clanking ]

643
00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:53,786
There's Porgeir.
And there's Thor.

644
00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:56,155
And Grettir.
And Refur!

645
00:33:57,424 --> 00:33:58,824
"Refur"?

646
00:34:01,895 --> 00:34:03,629
Well, I don't see my date.

647
00:34:03,664 --> 00:34:06,032
<i>Young man: Speak your
preference, Viking kin ...</i>

648
00:34:06,066 --> 00:34:08,968
Raiding, looting,
pillaging, slaughtering.

649
00:34:09,002 --> 00:34:10,069
[ grunts ]

650
00:34:10,104 --> 00:34:11,604
[ chuckles ]

651
00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:15,107
Maybe...
Erich the Blood Ax has seen her.

652
00:34:15,142 --> 00:34:17,610
Whoa!
Your name, wench?

653
00:34:17,644 --> 00:34:19,812
Detective Rizzoli, Boston homicide.

654
00:34:21,781 --> 00:34:24,449
I'm sorry.
W-we're role-playing.

655
00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:25,717
Get it, yeah.

656
00:34:25,751 --> 00:34:28,453
Uh, we're looking for
a Viking named "Gunnhild."

657
00:34:28,487 --> 00:34:30,988
[ chuckling ]
Sure, yeah ... the babe.

658
00:34:33,058 --> 00:34:35,126
She's in the lower realm.

659
00:34:37,395 --> 00:34:40,364
<i>Woman: Come on!
You've only got one life left.</i>

660
00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:42,367
<i>Man: And I got to go
back to the beginning.</i>

661
00:34:42,401 --> 00:34:45,203
Oh, crap.
Mrs. D! Kendra!

662
00:34:45,238 --> 00:34:47,072
Call for backup.
We got to lock this place down.

663
00:34:47,774 --> 00:34:49,875
Hey, you.
You! Hey!

664
00:34:49,910 --> 00:34:52,578
I need all units in the
area at Solly's comic store.

665
00:34:52,613 --> 00:34:53,813
Did you see anyone come in here?

666
00:34:53,847 --> 00:34:55,148
Uh, no, sir.
Ma'am. Ma'am.

667
00:34:55,182 --> 00:34:58,451
Make sure nobody leaves
this store, all right? Go on!

668
00:34:58,486 --> 00:35:00,353
[ cellphone beeps ]

669
00:35:00,387 --> 00:35:02,989
She was stabbed with a dagger
... just like in the game.

670
00:35:04,392 --> 00:35:06,326
Who the hell is Undirmaor?

671
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,261
Because that's our killer.

672
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:15,154
Tell me you have something

673
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:16,722
'cause we don't have a single witness.,

674
00:35:16,756 --> 00:35:19,958
Well, I found a hair on
Kendra's cloak. No root ball.

675
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,427
But we are trying a new
forensic laser technique.

676
00:35:22,462 --> 00:35:24,797
It uses ultraviolet light
and mass spectrometry.

677
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:27,799
- Faster, please.
- Zaps the hair and turns it into a gas.

678
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,968
Explain how that's gonna
help me solve two murders.

679
00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:32,138
It may help us determine
what the killer ate

680
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:33,505
and drank over the last year.

681
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:36,842
How is knowing how many ding
dongs our suspect ate helpful?

682
00:35:36,877 --> 00:35:39,378
The mass spectrometer results
are back on the hair tests.

683
00:35:39,413 --> 00:35:42,148
- I know you've been waiting for them.
- Thank you.

684
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:47,754
Because hair grows slowly over time,
it creates a timeline of sorts.

685
00:35:47,788 --> 00:35:50,791
Jane: Okay.
So, what did the killer eat ...

686
00:35:50,859 --> 00:35:54,662
Uh, let me see ...
for breakfast in April?

687
00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:57,265
- That's interesting.
- It certainly is.

688
00:35:57,699 --> 00:36:01,670
Strawberry waffles?
Eggs benedict? What?

689
00:36:01,704 --> 00:36:05,240
Fermented minke whale
and sheep's head cheese.

690
00:36:05,275 --> 00:36:09,712
Where would you get minke
whale and sheep's head cheese,

691
00:36:09,746 --> 00:36:11,280
assuming you'd want it?

692
00:36:11,314 --> 00:36:13,749
Um... Scandinavia?

693
00:36:14,751 --> 00:36:19,723
Scandinavia.
Maura, what does "Undirmaor" mean?

694
00:36:19,757 --> 00:36:22,292
- In english?
- No. In proto-hobbit.

695
00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:25,496
- Yes, in english!
- "Underling" or "apprentice."

696
00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:28,800
Apprentice.
Or assistant.

697
00:36:30,035 --> 00:36:34,973
Maura, we know someone who's
probably been eating whale or sheep.

698
00:36:35,007 --> 00:36:37,609
Frost: Got a warrant.
Alibi was bullshit.

699
00:36:37,644 --> 00:36:40,645
The airline just confirmed
Ruby Burke, Greg Jensen's assistant,

700
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,015
flew standby on an earlier
flight from Reykjavik.

701
00:36:44,050 --> 00:36:46,618
- Nice, Frost.
- Okay. Thanks.

702
00:36:46,652 --> 00:36:48,053
[ cellphone beeps ]

703
00:36:48,087 --> 00:36:49,554
Ruby didn't show up to work today.

704
00:36:49,588 --> 00:36:51,723
She's playing
"Vikings of the realm" somewhere.

705
00:36:51,758 --> 00:36:55,961
- So I put a bolo out in the realm?
- No. I built an avatar to find her.

706
00:36:56,996 --> 00:36:58,230
Looks just like you.

707
00:36:58,264 --> 00:36:59,264
[ chuckles ]

708
00:36:59,298 --> 00:37:00,565
We got to go in disguise.

709
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,901
I still don't understand
the point of this stupid game.

710
00:37:02,935 --> 00:37:05,736
Well, what is so hard about it?

711
00:37:05,771 --> 00:37:11,542
You raid ships, plunder villages,
Kill sworn enemies... to win.

712
00:37:11,576 --> 00:37:13,410
Win what? A fantasy lover?

713
00:37:13,445 --> 00:37:17,281
Wait a minute.
I don't think this is about winning.

714
00:37:17,315 --> 00:37:18,749
I think this is about love.

715
00:37:18,783 --> 00:37:21,118
You think Greg Jensen was
having a real affair with Ruby?

716
00:37:21,152 --> 00:37:24,054
I don't know.
It wasn't much of an affair.

717
00:37:24,089 --> 00:37:26,290
There wasn't any evidence
of her at his love nest,

718
00:37:26,324 --> 00:37:30,127
and the secretions and the seminal fluid
that we found were a month old.

719
00:37:30,161 --> 00:37:31,962
Unless Jensen had pity sex.

720
00:37:31,997 --> 00:37:34,765
- Pity sex?
- Yeah, one-time pity sex,

721
00:37:34,799 --> 00:37:36,700
right before he sent
Ruby to Scandinavia.

722
00:37:36,735 --> 00:37:40,370
I mean, he froze her out ...
in real life and in the game, too.

723
00:37:40,405 --> 00:37:42,406
So, Ruby must have
stalked him in the game,

724
00:37:42,441 --> 00:37:44,575
figured out that he had
a new virtual lover...

725
00:37:44,609 --> 00:37:47,378
"Gunnhild," A.K.A. Kendra Dee.

726
00:37:47,413 --> 00:37:51,283
Frost...
check and see if Olaf is online.

727
00:37:51,317 --> 00:37:54,519
Olaf? But Greg Jensen
is dead in the I.R.L.

728
00:37:54,554 --> 00:37:57,489
So explain why Olaf is online
in his back bay love nest.

729
00:37:57,524 --> 00:37:59,258
Not Olaf ... Undirmaor.

730
00:38:01,728 --> 00:38:03,462
Hey.

731
00:38:08,868 --> 00:38:11,969
[ indistinct shouting, metal clanking ]

732
00:38:17,642 --> 00:38:18,909
Jane: Ruby, put your hands in the air.

733
00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:21,678
<i>Undirmaor: Olaf, my love.</i>

734
00:38:21,713 --> 00:38:24,347
<i>Undirmaor. At last...
you're here.</i>

735
00:38:24,382 --> 00:38:27,217
Ru...
she doesn't even know we're here.

736
00:38:27,252 --> 00:38:28,252
Korsak, unplug that thing.

737
00:38:33,658 --> 00:38:36,727
No.
No! Olaf!

738
00:38:36,761 --> 00:38:38,662
Olaf, please come back, my love.

739
00:38:38,696 --> 00:38:41,698
- Ruby, it's over.
- It's not over.

740
00:38:41,732 --> 00:38:44,200
We were finally together.
Turn it on.

741
00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:45,368
Bring him back.

742
00:38:45,402 --> 00:38:48,037
Korsak: He's not coming back.
Greg is dead, Ruby.

743
00:38:48,071 --> 00:38:49,672
[ crying, sniffling ]

744
00:38:52,575 --> 00:38:55,009
[ voice breaking ]
I loved him.

745
00:38:56,645 --> 00:38:58,713
He loved me.

746
00:38:58,747 --> 00:39:02,150
Did he love Ruby Burke,
or did he love Undirmaor?

747
00:39:02,185 --> 00:39:05,820
He loved me.
Me.

748
00:39:07,089 --> 00:39:10,993
Olaf loved Undirmaor,
and I thought...

749
00:39:11,027 --> 00:39:15,832
oh, god, if only, if only
he knew that it was me ...

750
00:39:15,866 --> 00:39:18,968
me, Ruby, right there all along...

751
00:39:19,002 --> 00:39:20,970
Did you tell him who
you were before or after

752
00:39:21,004 --> 00:39:22,872
you slept with him a month ago?

753
00:39:26,377 --> 00:39:29,345
I gave him my flesh.
[ sniffles ]

754
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:32,982
And when I told him I
was Undirmaor, he just...

755
00:39:33,017 --> 00:39:36,018
he sent me away.

756
00:39:41,358 --> 00:39:43,726
Ruby, you're under arrest
for the murder of Greg Jensen.

757
00:39:43,761 --> 00:39:45,829
No! No!
Please turn it back on!

758
00:39:45,863 --> 00:39:47,030
And Kendra Dee.

759
00:39:47,064 --> 00:39:49,532
[ sobbing ]
No! No, he's not gone!

760
00:39:49,567 --> 00:39:52,602
No, he's not gone!
He can't be!

761
00:39:52,636 --> 00:39:54,971
He can't be gone!

762
00:39:56,774 --> 00:39:59,375
Aah!
Go right to jail!

763
00:39:59,409 --> 00:40:00,509
[ laughter ]

764
00:40:00,544 --> 00:40:03,846
My turn.
I want to buy me some property.

765
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,348
Hope you hid the good silver.

766
00:40:06,383 --> 00:40:10,052
You pretend to be such a badass,
but you're really a pushover.

767
00:40:10,086 --> 00:40:11,720
I'm glad you brought them here.

768
00:40:11,755 --> 00:40:14,857
Why? So you could study
aberrant juvenile behavior?

769
00:40:14,891 --> 00:40:17,860
They just need some
attention, a little support.

770
00:40:17,894 --> 00:40:19,695
I mean, they've never
played a board game.

771
00:40:19,729 --> 00:40:22,631
- Can you believe that?
- I know.

772
00:40:22,665 --> 00:40:24,834
Maura, how much garlic
did you put on this bread?

773
00:40:24,868 --> 00:40:26,435
- Six cloves.
- Six cl...

774
00:40:26,470 --> 00:40:29,804
They're homeless teenagers.
They're not vampires.

775
00:40:31,107 --> 00:40:32,441
What about Dania?

776
00:40:32,475 --> 00:40:34,710
[ sighs ] Well, I'm
gonna keep an eye on her.

777
00:40:34,744 --> 00:40:37,847
And so are you.
And we'll make sure

778
00:40:37,881 --> 00:40:40,649
that she puts that
big brain to good use.

779
00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:44,053
And I talked to Cavanaugh.
The mentor program is now official.

780
00:40:44,087 --> 00:40:45,054
Great.

781
00:40:45,088 --> 00:40:46,589
<i>Rondo: Yes! Whoo-hoo!</i>

782
00:40:46,623 --> 00:40:50,392
- I wanted park place!
- Oh, too bad, Mrs. Vanilla.

783
00:40:50,426 --> 00:40:52,494
- Hey, Vanilla.
- Yeah.

784
00:40:52,528 --> 00:40:54,897
I'm a landlord!
[ laughter ]

785
00:40:57,667 --> 00:41:00,436
I never pictured an
evening in with Rondo.

786
00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:01,470
[ chuckles ]

787
00:41:01,504 --> 00:41:03,572
- Jane.
- Hmm?

788
00:41:03,607 --> 00:41:07,076
You don't think that your mom might...

789
00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:09,278
I don't want to seem
uncharitable, but...

790
00:41:09,313 --> 00:41:14,017
Yes, I will make sure that
the Rondo's rejects family

791
00:41:14,051 --> 00:41:15,651
does not move into
your guesthouse, yes.

792
00:41:15,686 --> 00:41:17,086
[ chuckling ]
Thank you.

793
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,421
- Who's hungry?
- I'm starving.

794
00:41:19,456 --> 00:41:21,690
All: Me too!

795
00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:24,760
<i>- Here you go.
- Oh, man, this looks good!</i>

796
00:41:24,794 --> 00:41:26,161
<i>All right, lasagna's hot.</i>

797
00:41:26,196 --> 00:41:28,964
[ indistinct talking ]

798
00:41:28,999 --> 00:41:30,132
<i>No, no, no. I got it.</i>

799
00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:32,802
No. No. N-n-no.
J-just look.

800
00:41:32,837 --> 00:41:35,672
- Like this.
- Okay.

801
00:41:35,706 --> 00:41:37,641
[ laughter, indistinct talking ]